The amazing slow downer
Day 25
So a very good friend of mine passed along an application called the Amazing Slow Downer. It's really just for transcription purposes - for which it works wonders - but imagine what an application like that could do if applied to real life. A little known fact about the amazing slow downer is that it also will speed things up if needed. I mean seriously, it would just be a miracle! You could speed up the commute home in LA rush hour traffic and slow down your measly 45 minute lunch break. You could speed through your chatty roomate's 80th story about this one time he went to the dog park and his dog got in a scuffle and slow down the fifteen minutes he's ever out of the house. Personally, I would speed up my quarter life crisis at the moment but the second I fall madly and deliciously in love (again) I'm going to slam on the slow down button. It's so willy wonka meets steve jobs meets dolly the cloned sheep right?
So a very good friend of mine passed along an application called the Amazing Slow Downer. It's really just for transcription purposes - for which it works wonders - but imagine what an application like that could do if applied to real life. A little known fact about the amazing slow downer is that it also will speed things up if needed. I mean seriously, it would just be a miracle! You could speed up the commute home in LA rush hour traffic and slow down your measly 45 minute lunch break. You could speed through your chatty roomate's 80th story about this one time he went to the dog park and his dog got in a scuffle and slow down the fifteen minutes he's ever out of the house. Personally, I would speed up my quarter life crisis at the moment but the second I fall madly and deliciously in love (again) I'm going to slam on the slow down button. It's so willy wonka meets steve jobs meets dolly the cloned sheep right?
posted by shewannabecool at 12:25 PM
2 Comments:
Can we speed up time at work and slow down all other time? My free time goes away way too quickly.
Your very handsome and good friend would probably use the Amazing Slow Downer to speed up the time till you write your next blog, cause it's just such a fabulous 45 seconds of the day!
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