Brave New Year

Day 1

I had big plans for this first post of the rest of my life and I was hoping that I would feel better at the end of today than I did at the beginning but of course I don't so I will have to condense this into a few not so good lines. I wanted to reinstate the beverge count and I probably could but it would really just be a long list of progressively more repulsive mixtures of champagne, vodka, and vitamin water. I will say that there is nothing better than getting smashed with one's family especially when it includes a father-daughter version of The Snake dance. Memories.